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Post by Dazzle »

Granted, but then you would have to practice so much you would not have any time to play TT.

I wish i could script!!! (and not rely on warfare :| )
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Post by Three »

Granted, but in your haste to try out your new found skill, you rush into scripting a hot girl to have for your very own, only to realize that since you rushed over some of the finer points of Warfare's teaching, she now has Napalm's face. (Nice boobs though Naps, *wink*)

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Granted ,but you first national tv close up catches you picking your nose and eating it.

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Granted, unfortunately you were labled as an Unidentified Aircraft, and get shot down by US anti air missles :dieabove:

I wish KBC had functional Brain Cells :razz:
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OK, you got it.. but then he Ks some more of them BCs, ending up right where he is.

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Granted, Have fun when you get diarrhea :roll:

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Post by cool hand luke »

Granted, but you will be visited by Freddy Krueger and not know a dream from reality, you will be up all night and be exhausted in the morning causing you to be a wierdo to all your friends. They will admit you to the funny farm for your own safety.

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Wish granted, but Bush got back in office that day after your wish was granted.

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Granted, but people question it and revolt against the believers but like all religions, they are inferior to cheese!

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Granted, now you will require about 50 years to graduate from Kinder Garden to highschool :razz: (not based on real estimates)

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